GURNELL LEISURE CENTRE
Ruislip Road, East
Ealing
London
W13 0AL
020 8998 3241
Added bonus: I’m struggling
with this category.
Negative: Mould.
Gurnell. It’s hard to say that word with a jaunty bounce. I wonder if the Mr and Ms Gurnells of the world fold
into a depressed slump every time they introduce themselves. It suits the day;
just off the A40 I spot the low grey building perfectly matching a low grey
sky. I came looking for a moan and then I found a moan: why do I have to pay to
park my car here? That’s crap and money-grabbing. There’s a crow watching me as
I push coins into the machine. It laughs. Caws. I resist the urge to throw
something at it, but more because I’m shit at throwing.